The Continental Chippie 16/7/11
Sirs,
After a fine afternoon listening to HebCelt music sessions in the town while sampling
some fine Hebridean ales, I found I had some time to kill before the bus home so
I wandered through the Continental Market in the re-
Better to head for the chippie and have a snack to tide me over till I have my tea
at home.
But as I turn the corner, what has happened -
I go in the door to be greeted by a scene from "Allo! Allo!" -
"Bonjour Cove!" he says, "Aye Aye" I reply, "Can I have my usual supper please -
"Now Cove you're missing the point" came the reply
"We've gone Continental -
I could
see he'd put a bit of effort into it, even the wee wooden forks had been painted
red, white & green or blue -
I looked into the lit trays where my black puddings used to wait -
"Now then Cove, these may look like onion rings to you but they are in fact a continental
delicacy -
Uh-
"Continental sausages Cove, worst, salami, you name it!"
Uh-
"Drumsticks!" says he disgustedly -
Uh-
"Cudaigean, the Continentals prefer their fish small I'm told"
I had to admit I was more impressed by his entrepreneurial skills than the menus!
"Now then" says I, "At least tell me the chips are real potatoes?"
"You just haven't caught on at all Cove" says he "Pommes Frites is the word you're
looking for, not Chips -
"Well since I can't get my usual, I'll have a portion of Pommes Frites please"
"Right Cove, what would you like on these -
"No No it's all right, I'll do without, how much is that -
Ching went the till -
"Fo-
"Same price as the portions in the Continental Market Cove"
Though the above episode is purely ficticious, those who have purchased food in the Continental Market have paid similar prices for a polystyrene carton of food or a "pick n mix" of sweets, a bit steep whichever way you look at it, especially when prices are not easy to spot.
At a time when local businesses are struggling, and the numbers in the town have
gone up with the Heb Celt and the Tall Ships, it seems very unfair to give a prime
site in the town centre to visiting traders -
Norman G Smith
7 Gress
Isle of Lewis
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